Consider the octopus.: Archive

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i follow all these fat positive blogs and yet here...

and punching myself in the stomach until the pain of that completely covers up the emptiness in my stomach it’s not even been that long since i ate it was like 6 hours ago and i had an entire fucking slice of pizza plus a strawberry lemonade that’s like all the calories i should be taking in in a DAY not at just one meal ugh i’m fucking disgusting and i have no willpower and...

Dec 31st

when you're reminded that the people you trust...

awkward like not only do they let you down but they enjoy it because they’re glad to be rid of you and they regret ever having been friends with you and then you remember that also they don’t do that to everyone just you

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why is no one saying anything about the update

did no one realize there was an update

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i miss being skinny. it was so nice. people treated me better. yeah i mean the meds that made me skinny also made me more anxious but who cares i’d rather be attractive than stable it’s worse going from fat to skinny to fat again and KNOWING what it’s like to not be repulsive than to just be fat. there were a lot of people who started being nice and talking to me when i got...

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no fuck fuck fuck i'm all sad and numb again

why though? i’m not even having an existential crisis which is usually the cause of my sadness when there’s no real trigger it’s been 2 months and there’re no sharp objects near me though so i’m not going to do anything stupid probably i’ll just watch a bunch of it’s always sunny until i forget about being sad

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tw babbling about blood

i actually really love getting nosebleeds because i can watch it just drip drip drip into the sink and make patterns. it’s nearly as gratifying as cutting but it doesn’t do any damage. god it’s gorgeous though, especially when the sink is wet; it looks like millefiori beads in red and white.

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i want to tell everybody it gets better but they...

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gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
 And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.

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“Free speech means the right to shout ‘theatre’ in a crowded fire”

– (via ssaint)

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smegmapr1ncess: I firmly believe Gary should be the rival in every Pokemon game. No, I don’t care if he’s 45 by the time Diamond and Pearl or whatever is out. He should also continue to be a total dick like he was from day 1. He was 10 years old driving around a convertible and had bitches at his beck and call. This should continue. Whenever you enter a cave and come out with all your...

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Okay this is absolutely my new favorite episode of... →

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sciencefreaksmeout asked: if you like footnotes you should read the Secret Series/ The name of this book is secret. Okay. bye.

Dec 30th

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mother fuck though it's always sunny is so funny

it’s just i cannot contain my laughter at certain points and i know i’m completely immature for finding it as funny as i do but god god

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trianglewins reblogged your photo: trianglewins: Sometimes it’s not that simple. … …Duh. Guess I should have said, “As someone who knows what this feels like, it sucks that sometimes it’s not that… bluh sorry for assuming you were taking it out of context also rad url, rad blog tagline rad all around

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it's always sunny in philadelphia is one of the...

i mean i find a lot of things funny but you really have to get me to make me laugh audibly “he can’t talk he’s in the crevice” “shit, he’s in the crevice” i think one of its best qualities is that it’s always funny with AND without context also it’s massively, incredibly immature and sometimes i need that a lot of times i need that...

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